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: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

: #Laughs Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it was time to get married.So Little Johnny went to Susie's dad to ask for her hand in marriage."Where will you live?" asked Susie's dad, thinking this was cute."We

: #Laughs Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are you still in there?'

: #Laughs The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

: #Laughs Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

: #Laughs You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car?in the ?ten items or less? lane.You?ve stopped supporting your children, and started supportin

: #Laughs On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of the hotel while the sun is setting.

: #Laughs For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: - Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

: #Laughs A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husband's trucking line office.

: #Laughs In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

: #Laughs When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

: #Laughs One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered

: #Laughs A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past.
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