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: #Laughs My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !

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: #Laughs A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

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: #Laughs A man was fishing in the jungle.

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: #Laughs A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard.

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: #Laughs A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby w

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: #Laughs Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primary election."I'm not voting for any of the candidates," the first man said.

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: #Laughs What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were driving to Disneyland.

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: #Laughs A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man.

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: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Okay, Mary, Where is God?""He is everywhere," "Very good that?s right."But still there were two children that did

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !

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: #Laughs A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They each brought one item for survival.The red-head brought water.

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: #Laughs After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.

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: #Laughs A student comes to a young professor's office.

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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: #Laughs How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !

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: #Laughs A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand.

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: #Laughs Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for .00.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card.

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: #Laughs Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

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: #Laughs My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !

: #Laughs A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

: #Laughs A man was fishing in the jungle.

: #Laughs A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard.

: #Laughs A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby w

: #Laughs Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primary election."I'm not voting for any of the candidates," the first man said.

: #Laughs What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were driving to Disneyland.

: #Laughs A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man.

: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Okay, Mary, Where is God?""He is everywhere," "Very good that?s right."But still there were two children that did

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !

: #Laughs A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They each brought one item for survival.The red-head brought water.

: #Laughs After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, we've finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979." "You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.

: #Laughs A student comes to a young professor's office.

: #Laughs Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

: #Laughs How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !

: #Laughs A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand.

: #Laughs Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for .00.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card.

: #Laughs Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

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