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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!

: #Laughs What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house.

: #Laughs Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

: #Laughs Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of Medicine:Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, m

: #Laughs You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.- if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year.- i

: #Laughs |The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him.

: #Laughs Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

: #Laughs How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

: #Laughs |Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?A: A bee in a submarine!Q: What's more dangerous than being with a fool?A: Fooling with a bee!Q: What did the spider say t

: #Laughs |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: What were you doing?1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond.Judge: And what were you doing?2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too.

: #Laughs Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!
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