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: #Laughs What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that woman.

: #Laughs Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.

: #Laughs |Snowboarding Lessons When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you've reached middle age, that doesn't mean you shouldn't take on new challenges and seek new adventures.

: #Laughs A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty.

: #Laughs A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head.

: #Laughs The doctor took Bill into the room and said,"Bill, I have some good news and some bad news." Bill said, "Give me the good news." "They're going to name a disease after you."

: #Laughs Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

: #Laughs What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight ,always a Knight and the Shriners argue that once a night is enough for anyone!

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, "Where?"

: #Laughs Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

: #Laughs |Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked.
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