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: #Laughs Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the "pouring rain." Well , atleast the dew point is coming down!

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: #Laughs President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One.

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: #Laughs The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.The Jews had trouble throughout their history with

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: #Laughs Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !

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: #Laughs Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husbands are never there when it happens!

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: #Laughs The U.S.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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: #Laughs Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know.

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: #Laughs A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

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: #Laughs The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !

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: #Laughs A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter.

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: #Laughs What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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: #Laughs There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".

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: #Laughs Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.

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: #Laughs This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's hat and sitting in a red wagon which is being pulled slowly by a large Labador Retriever.

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: #Laughs A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enormous erection."Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted."Give this man 30 dayscompassionate home leave.""Yessir," the Sgt.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?

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: #Laughs One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives.

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: #Laughs Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.

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: #Laughs What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

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: #Laughs Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the "pouring rain." Well , atleast the dew point is coming down!

: #Laughs President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One.

: #Laughs The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.The Jews had trouble throughout their history with

: #Laughs Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !

: #Laughs Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?Because their husbands are never there when it happens!

: #Laughs The U.S.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

: #Laughs Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know.

: #Laughs A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

: #Laughs The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !

: #Laughs A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter.

: #Laughs What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.

: #Laughs There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".

: #Laughs Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.

: #Laughs This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's hat and sitting in a red wagon which is being pulled slowly by a large Labador Retriever.

: #Laughs A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enormous erection."Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted."Give this man 30 dayscompassionate home leave.""Yessir," the Sgt.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?

: #Laughs One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives.

: #Laughs Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.

: #Laughs What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

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