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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."

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: #Laughs What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.

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: #Laughs What's sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin....

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.

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: #Laughs The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible."All right !" bellowed her Mother, "you march yourself to your room, and don't come out until you can give us a definite answer."Later that ni

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: #Laughs What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.

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: #Laughs |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend.

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: #Laughs The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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: #Laughs If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?You'd make a lovely corpse!I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without

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: #Laughs A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana.

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: #Laughs A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden.

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: #Laughs TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.What?" said the puzzled groom.

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: #Laughs A man is in court.

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: #Laughs Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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: #Laughs Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive

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: #Laughs Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.

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: #Laughs Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones.

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: #Laughs And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

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: #Laughs A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger.

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."

: #Laughs What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.

: #Laughs What's sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin....

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.

: #Laughs The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible."All right !" bellowed her Mother, "you march yourself to your room, and don't come out until you can give us a definite answer."Later that ni

: #Laughs What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.

: #Laughs |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend.

: #Laughs The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

: #Laughs If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?You'd make a lovely corpse!I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without

: #Laughs A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana.

: #Laughs A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden.

: #Laughs TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.What?" said the puzzled groom.

: #Laughs A man is in court.

: #Laughs Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

: #Laughs Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive

: #Laughs Did u know that a condom had a serial number? No, I never had to unroll one that far.

: #Laughs Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones.

: #Laughs And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy.

: #Laughs A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger.

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