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: #Laughs Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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: #Laughs What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C.

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: #Laughs What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!

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: #Laughs Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party.

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: #Laughs What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !

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: #Laughs So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already.

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: #Laughs When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!

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: #Laughs "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a great day for France!"--Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral"Now, like, I'm President.

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: #Laughs |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fly?You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!What do you get if a sheep w

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: #Laughs "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this

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: #Laughs Something to ponder...

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: #Laughs |A Russian couple was walking down the street in St.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! An author ! An author who ? An author joke like this and I'm off !

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: #Laughs A pipe burst in a doctor's house.

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: #Laughs In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

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: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours.

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: #Laughs The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.

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: #Laughs What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !

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: #Laughs Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

: #Laughs What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C.

: #Laughs What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!

: #Laughs Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party.

: #Laughs What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !

: #Laughs So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already.

: #Laughs When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!

: #Laughs "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a great day for France!"--Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral"Now, like, I'm President.

: #Laughs |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fly?You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!What do you get if a sheep w

: #Laughs "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this

: #Laughs Something to ponder...

: #Laughs |A Russian couple was walking down the street in St.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! An author ! An author who ? An author joke like this and I'm off !

: #Laughs A pipe burst in a doctor's house.

: #Laughs In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

: #Laughs Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours.

: #Laughs The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.

: #Laughs What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !

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