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: #Laughs An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of attmittance to heaven.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !

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: #Laughs Some quick thinking to get out of the "caught napping jam!"...They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout again!I wasn?t sleeping! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.This is in

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: #Laughs Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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: #Laughs My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg.

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: #Laughs |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!

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: #Laughs |Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8.

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: #Laughs The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.

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: #Laughs The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars."Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed."Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother told

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: #Laughs |A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.

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: #Laughs |A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day.

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: #Laughs What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !

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: #Laughs My wife and I have an agreement that works...

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: #Laughs The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman pinscher.Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when v

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

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: #Laughs Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

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: #Laughs A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, "Doctor, I believe that I am possessed by an evil spirit." After talking to the patient at some length, the psychiatrist said, "You do appear to have a problem.

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: #Laughs There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news.

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: #Laughs An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of attmittance to heaven.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !

: #Laughs Some quick thinking to get out of the "caught napping jam!"...They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout again!I wasn?t sleeping! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.This is in

: #Laughs Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

: #Laughs My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg.

: #Laughs |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together.

: #Laughs Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!

: #Laughs |Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8.

: #Laughs The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.

: #Laughs The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars."Come to bed, darling," she whispered after some time had passed."Not likely," replied the blonde groom, "my mother told

: #Laughs |A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.

: #Laughs |A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day.

: #Laughs What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !

: #Laughs My wife and I have an agreement that works...

: #Laughs The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman pinscher.Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when v

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

: #Laughs Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

: #Laughs A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, "Doctor, I believe that I am possessed by an evil spirit." After talking to the patient at some length, the psychiatrist said, "You do appear to have a problem.

: #Laughs There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news.

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