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: #Laughs What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people whoweren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

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: #Laughs How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !

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: #Laughs your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

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: #Laughs The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be follo

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: #Laughs Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."

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: #Laughs Why are pigs such great football fans? They're always rooting.

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: #Laughs Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!Hinduism: This shit happe

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: #Laughs In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!

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: #Laughs Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

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: #Laughs What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!

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: #Laughs What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.

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: #Laughs |General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army.

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: #Laughs How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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: #Laughs A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

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: #Laughs Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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: #Laughs Men are like bank accounts.

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: #Laughs A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.

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: #Laughs Leroy is given a homework assignment.

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: #Laughs What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people whoweren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

: #Laughs How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !

: #Laughs your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

: #Laughs The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be follo

: #Laughs Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."

: #Laughs Why are pigs such great football fans? They're always rooting.

: #Laughs Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!Hinduism: This shit happe

: #Laughs In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.

: #Laughs Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!

: #Laughs Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

: #Laughs What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.

: #Laughs |General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army.

: #Laughs How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

: #Laughs A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

: #Laughs Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

: #Laughs Men are like bank accounts.

: #Laughs A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.

: #Laughs Leroy is given a homework assignment.

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