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: #Laughs "Hey, Pal", the irate druggist shouted, "Put that cigar outwhile you are in my store!""I bought this cigar here!" claimed the Customer."Big Deal!", said the Druggist.

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: #Laughs The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !

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: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford tobe screwed for?

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: #Laughs God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and a penis.

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: #Laughs What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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: #Laughs Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

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: #Laughs How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

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: #Laughs When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

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: #Laughs |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

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: #Laughs Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.

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: #Laughs |OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for sixOLD DANCERS never die, they just step awayOLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouragedOLD

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: #Laughs Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please.

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: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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: #Laughs There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

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: #Laughs Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !

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: #Laughs |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia--------------------------------------------------------------------------------BritainBOAC = Bett

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? A religious movement!

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: #Laughs Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times.

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: #Laughs Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

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: #Laughs "Hey, Pal", the irate druggist shouted, "Put that cigar outwhile you are in my store!""I bought this cigar here!" claimed the Customer."Big Deal!", said the Druggist.

: #Laughs The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !

: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford tobe screwed for?

: #Laughs God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and a penis.

: #Laughs What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

: #Laughs Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

: #Laughs How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

: #Laughs When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

: #Laughs |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

: #Laughs Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.

: #Laughs |OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for sixOLD DANCERS never die, they just step awayOLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouragedOLD

: #Laughs Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please.

: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

: #Laughs There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

: #Laughs Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !

: #Laughs |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia--------------------------------------------------------------------------------BritainBOAC = Bett

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? A religious movement!

: #Laughs Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times.

: #Laughs Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.

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