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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.

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: #Laughs What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia

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: #Laughs |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give us this day our foamy head,And forgive us our spillages,As we forgive those who spill against us.And lead us not into incarceration,But deliver us

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: #Laughs Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst

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: #Laughs Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

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: #Laughs What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !

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: #Laughs A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.He was put in a room with another crazy and immediately began his routine, "I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!"The othe

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: #Laughs Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning.

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: #Laughs Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form.

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: #Laughs What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wrong.

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: #Laughs Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

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: #Laughs What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.

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: #Laughs Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?

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: #Laughs First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

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: #Laughs |What is the insect's favorite game?Cricket!

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: #Laughs Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel."

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !

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: #Laughs We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.

: #Laughs Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.

: #Laughs What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia

: #Laughs |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give us this day our foamy head,And forgive us our spillages,As we forgive those who spill against us.And lead us not into incarceration,But deliver us

: #Laughs Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst

: #Laughs Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

: #Laughs What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !

: #Laughs A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.He was put in a room with another crazy and immediately began his routine, "I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!"The othe

: #Laughs Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning.

: #Laughs Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form.

: #Laughs What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wrong.

: #Laughs Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !

: #Laughs Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

: #Laughs What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.

: #Laughs Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?

: #Laughs First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

: #Laughs |What is the insect's favorite game?Cricket!

: #Laughs Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel."

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !

: #Laughs We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable.

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