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: #Laughs Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!

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: #Laughs When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

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: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

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: #Laughs A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone.He shouted," if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i di

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: #Laughs A student was heading home for the holidays.

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: #Laughs What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!

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: #Laughs Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

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: #Laughs Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.

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: #Laughs Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown, except the snowball.

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: #Laughs At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests.Asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was ju

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: #Laughs |Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.

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: #Laughs A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

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: #Laughs How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and sou

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: #Laughs If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.

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: #Laughs Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.

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: #Laughs If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died.

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: #Laughs I don't think my Mom knows much about children.

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: #Laughs Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!

: #Laughs When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

: #Laughs A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone.He shouted," if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i di

: #Laughs A student was heading home for the holidays.

: #Laughs What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!

: #Laughs Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.

: #Laughs Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown, except the snowball.

: #Laughs At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests.Asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was ju

: #Laughs |Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts: The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.

: #Laughs A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

: #Laughs How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and sou

: #Laughs If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.

: #Laughs Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.

: #Laughs If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died.

: #Laughs I don't think my Mom knows much about children.

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