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: #Laughs A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

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: #Laughs Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough

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: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!

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: #Laughs Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the gr

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: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

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: #Laughs TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) ************************ WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!

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: #Laughs Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User's Group meeting, a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software.

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: #Laughs Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook ElephantThe English book - Elephants I have shot on SafariThe Welsh book - The Elephant and its influ

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents=> $ 1/100 = 1 centTake square root both side=> squr(/100) = squr (1 cent)=> $ 1/10 = 1 cent Multiply both side by 10=> = 10 cent

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: #Laughs Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were out playing golf.

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: #Laughs Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.

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: #Laughs You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

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: #Laughs Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech...1.

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: #Laughs How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.

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: #Laughs |OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balanceOLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deletedOLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a partOLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

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: #Laughs What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

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: #Laughs |Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!Why do elephants eat raw food?Because they don't know how to cook!Why did the elephant eat the candle?For light refreshment!How can you

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: #Laughs A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

: #Laughs Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough

: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!

: #Laughs Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the gr

: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

: #Laughs TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) ************************ WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!

: #Laughs Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User's Group meeting, a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software.

: #Laughs Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook ElephantThe English book - Elephants I have shot on SafariThe Welsh book - The Elephant and its influ

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents=> $ 1/100 = 1 centTake square root both side=> squr(/100) = squr (1 cent)=> $ 1/10 = 1 cent Multiply both side by 10=> = 10 cent

: #Laughs Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana.

: #Laughs A husband and wife were out playing golf.

: #Laughs Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.

: #Laughs You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

: #Laughs Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech...1.

: #Laughs How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.

: #Laughs |OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balanceOLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deletedOLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a partOLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

: #Laughs What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

: #Laughs |Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!Why do elephants eat raw food?Because they don't know how to cook!Why did the elephant eat the candle?For light refreshment!How can you

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