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: #Laughs The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?""Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirrorand tell myself how beautiful I am."The priest turned, took

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: #Laughs I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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: #Laughs How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

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: #Laughs Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected.

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: #Laughs TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting Cow Interupt....

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: #Laughs |A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

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: #Laughs After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate.

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: #Laughs What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !

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: #Laughs Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1.

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: #Laughs If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.

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: #Laughs |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.

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: #Laughs A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bartender says ?IF THERE IS ONE THING WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IN HERE IT'S POLITICS?.

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: #Laughs The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a

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: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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: #Laughs |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well.

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: #Laughs A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem."My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me.""Is that a problem?" asked the therapist."Well," she said, "the problem is he walks in his sleep!"

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: #Laughs The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?""Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirrorand tell myself how beautiful I am."The priest turned, took

: #Laughs I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

: #Laughs How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

: #Laughs Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected.

: #Laughs TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting Cow Interupt....

: #Laughs |A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

: #Laughs After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate.

: #Laughs What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !

: #Laughs Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (the S.A.P.) ENGLISH 1.

: #Laughs If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.

: #Laughs |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.

: #Laughs A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bartender says ?IF THERE IS ONE THING WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IN HERE IT'S POLITICS?.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well.

: #Laughs A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem."My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me.""Is that a problem?" asked the therapist."Well," she said, "the problem is he walks in his sleep!"

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