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: #Laughs |Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

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: #Laughs Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

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: #Laughs Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and zTeacher: Where's the p?Kid: It's running down my leg!!Sent by Jenna

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: #Laughs Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you are the groom.How many showers is the bride supposed to have? At least one within a week of the wedding.What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? Anything except "Tied to the Whi

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: #Laughs A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots his penis.

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: #Laughs This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed.

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: #Laughs What is a blonde's way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!

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: #Laughs A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road.

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: #Laughs YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

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: #Laughs What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.

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: #Laughs A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment.

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: #Laughs A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.

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: #Laughs A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare.

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: #Laughs Fred came home from his first day at school.

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: #Laughs this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

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: #Laughs Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.

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: #Laughs What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !

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: #Laughs A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention.

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: #Laughs |Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

: #Laughs Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

: #Laughs Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and zTeacher: Where's the p?Kid: It's running down my leg!!Sent by Jenna

: #Laughs Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you are the groom.How many showers is the bride supposed to have? At least one within a week of the wedding.What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? Anything except "Tied to the Whi

: #Laughs A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots his penis.

: #Laughs This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed.

: #Laughs What is a blonde's way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!

: #Laughs A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road.

: #Laughs YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

: #Laughs What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple.

: #Laughs A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment.

: #Laughs A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.

: #Laughs A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare.

: #Laughs Fred came home from his first day at school.

: #Laughs this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u.

: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

: #Laughs Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !

: #Laughs A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention.

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