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: #Laughs Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.

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: #Laughs What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).

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: #Laughs What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2 testtickles!

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: #Laughs Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

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: #Laughs A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall that seemed to be moving.

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: #Laughs Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city.

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: #Laughs A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom.

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: #Laughs What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen are crazy for it?Money!!!

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: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.

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: #Laughs How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None.

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: #Laughs |The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents...

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: #Laughs Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me.

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: #Laughs The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day." "Really, Father?" slurred Paddy.

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: #Laughs What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.

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: #Laughs Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are.

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: #Laughs |There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!

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: #Laughs A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.

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: #Laughs |In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it.

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: #Laughs Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!

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: #Laughs Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.

: #Laughs What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).

: #Laughs What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2 testtickles!

: #Laughs Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

: #Laughs A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall that seemed to be moving.

: #Laughs Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city.

: #Laughs A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom.

: #Laughs What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen are crazy for it?Money!!!

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done.

: #Laughs How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None.

: #Laughs |The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents...

: #Laughs Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me.

: #Laughs The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day." "Really, Father?" slurred Paddy.

: #Laughs What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.

: #Laughs Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are.

: #Laughs |There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!

: #Laughs A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking.

: #Laughs |In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it.

: #Laughs Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!

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