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: #Laughs A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green. The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany. When she said yes the doctor said "Well tell him h

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: #Laughs My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling.

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: #Laughs What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio's nose?"Tell a lie."

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: #Laughs Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.

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: #Laughs One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below.

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch

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: #Laughs |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

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: #Laughs What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

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: #Laughs A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

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: #Laughs A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting on his desk.What's that for?, he asked."Oh, that's the direct line to the Lord" said the Pope.The visitor said, "Wow, how much is a call?"The Pope answered, ",000 per min

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: #Laughs What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back ....

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: #Laughs |A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.The couple was curious about wha

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!

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: #Laughs How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T

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: #Laughs Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

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: #Laughs How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."

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: #Laughs These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed.

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: #Laughs What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob

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: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

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: #Laughs A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green. The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany. When she said yes the doctor said "Well tell him h

: #Laughs My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

: #Laughs Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling.

: #Laughs What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio's nose?"Tell a lie."

: #Laughs Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.

: #Laughs One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below.

: #Laughs Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch

: #Laughs |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

: #Laughs What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

: #Laughs A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

: #Laughs A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting on his desk.What's that for?, he asked."Oh, that's the direct line to the Lord" said the Pope.The visitor said, "Wow, how much is a call?"The Pope answered, ",000 per min

: #Laughs What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back ....

: #Laughs |A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.The couple was curious about wha

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!

: #Laughs How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T

: #Laughs Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

: #Laughs How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."

: #Laughs These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed.

: #Laughs What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

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