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: #Laughs Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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: #Laughs A couple went on vacation to a resort up north.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

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: #Laughs A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate.

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: #Laughs A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our visibility."The passengers were numb with fear,

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: #Laughs True story: A friend's mom was driving in Canada.

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: #Laughs What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.

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: #Laughs A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partying ashore.As they climbed the gangway, the captain threw up all over himself.

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: #Laughs Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.

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: #Laughs A man left from work one Friday afternoon.

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: #Laughs A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face."Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?"Well your

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: #Laughs |The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Let's face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the hamburgerAnd neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.English m

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: #Laughs A self-centered, unbelieving man...

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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: #Laughs As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired red-headed assistant into his office.

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: #Laughs Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin

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: #Laughs Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

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: #Laughs A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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: #Laughs Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

: #Laughs A couple went on vacation to a resort up north.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

: #Laughs A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate.

: #Laughs A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our visibility."The passengers were numb with fear,

: #Laughs True story: A friend's mom was driving in Canada.

: #Laughs What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.

: #Laughs A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after an evening of partying ashore.As they climbed the gangway, the captain threw up all over himself.

: #Laughs Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.

: #Laughs A man left from work one Friday afternoon.

: #Laughs A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face."Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.Then he asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?"Well your

: #Laughs |The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Let's face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the hamburgerAnd neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.English m

: #Laughs A self-centered, unbelieving man...

: #Laughs Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.

: #Laughs As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired red-headed assistant into his office.

: #Laughs Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin

: #Laughs Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

: #Laughs A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job.

: #Laughs Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

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