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: #Laughs |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

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: #Laughs Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.

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: #Laughs You Know You're Getting Older When...Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere.Your little black book contains onl

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: #Laughs Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy.

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: #Laughs What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

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: #Laughs Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."

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: #Laughs Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher suggests to the principal they givehim an oral exam to make up for the test he'd missed.

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: #Laughs A Modest Essay 3A.

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: #Laughs |A man went into a bar in a high rise.

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: #Laughs Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !

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: #Laughs Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn't breed.

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: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist

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: #Laughs A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not.

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: #Laughs A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.

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: #Laughs A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

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: #Laughs He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.She: Well, you succeeded!

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: #Laughs I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.

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: #Laughs The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on them.The people that use them don?t know which side to spit on!

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law and a great Lawyer knows the Judge!!!

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: #Laughs Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.

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: #Laughs |One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law firm was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

: #Laughs Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.

: #Laughs You Know You're Getting Older When...Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.You feel like the night after, and you haven't been anywhere.Your little black book contains onl

: #Laughs Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy.

: #Laughs What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

: #Laughs Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."

: #Laughs Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher suggests to the principal they givehim an oral exam to make up for the test he'd missed.

: #Laughs A Modest Essay 3A.

: #Laughs |A man went into a bar in a high rise.

: #Laughs Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !

: #Laughs Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn't breed.

: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist

: #Laughs A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not.

: #Laughs A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.

: #Laughs A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

: #Laughs He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.She: Well, you succeeded!

: #Laughs I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.

: #Laughs The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on them.The people that use them don?t know which side to spit on!

: #Laughs What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law and a great Lawyer knows the Judge!!!

: #Laughs Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.

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