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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick

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: #Laughs Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?

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: #Laughs What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

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: #Laughs Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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: #Laughs A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious."I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim.

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: #Laughs Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.

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: #Laughs Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None.

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: #Laughs Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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: #Laughs Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton's Privates All the President's Women The Lying King Free Willy Terms of Impeachment Driving Miss Monica Independent Counsel Day The Six Commandments The Full Moni

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?

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: #Laughs Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip.

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: #Laughs |Any time you feel dumb, don't worry.

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: #Laughs A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't adversely affected by aerobics.

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: #Laughs How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

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: #Laughs Submarines are safer than airplanes.

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: #Laughs |The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

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: #Laughs A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick

: #Laughs Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?

: #Laughs What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

: #Laughs Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.

: #Laughs A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious."I was riding my camel in the middle of the Sahara," exclaimed the Muslim.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Small girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short! Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them touch the floor.

: #Laughs Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None.

: #Laughs Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.

: #Laughs Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton's Privates All the President's Women The Lying King Free Willy Terms of Impeachment Driving Miss Monica Independent Counsel Day The Six Commandments The Full Moni

: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?

: #Laughs Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip.

: #Laughs |Any time you feel dumb, don't worry.

: #Laughs A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't adversely affected by aerobics.

: #Laughs How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

: #Laughs Submarines are safer than airplanes.

: #Laughs |The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you.

: #Laughs Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

: #Laughs A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.

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