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: #Laughs What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

: #Laughs Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, "God can you put someone else on this planet with me? It's kind of lonely here?" So God said, "I will put on earth a woman, " "'What is this ?woman??" asked Adam.

: #Laughs Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart,I need a new G string!"

: #Laughs |Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can't bury them in trees!Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?A: He was trying to make both ends meet!Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A: A collie-flower!Q: Why do

: #Laughs Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It's not my fault...I ran out of money!

: #Laughs Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that's probably how dogs spend most of their lives...

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

: #Laughs A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked the other.The first guy replies, "Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

: #Laughs |'Twas the Night After Christmas'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler.
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