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: #Laughs You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.

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: #Laughs An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.They searched for days and couldn't find her.

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: #Laughs A blonde was down on her luck.

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: #Laughs I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a choice?-Jerry Seinfeld

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: #Laughs One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paperor Plastic" and the man said, "Uh...paper I guess."Then the bagger boy said your total is .35.

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: #Laughs Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww...that's cute9.

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: #Laughs If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it as a pet it your back yard, you will eventually step in Yabba Dabba Doo!

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for women?It comes with a 16 inch applicator

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: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your fat ass out of the way."

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: #Laughs Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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: #Laughs When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep.

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: #Laughs A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands.

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: #Laughs A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "I'd love to be ten again."On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park.

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: #Laughs You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear.

: #Laughs Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.

: #Laughs An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.They searched for days and couldn't find her.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs A blonde was down on her luck.

: #Laughs I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a choice?-Jerry Seinfeld

: #Laughs One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paperor Plastic" and the man said, "Uh...paper I guess."Then the bagger boy said your total is .35.

: #Laughs Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww...that's cute9.

: #Laughs If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it as a pet it your back yard, you will eventually step in Yabba Dabba Doo!

: #Laughs Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for women?It comes with a 16 inch applicator

: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.

: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your fat ass out of the way."

: #Laughs Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

: #Laughs Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep.

: #Laughs A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands.

: #Laughs A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "I'd love to be ten again."On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park.

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