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: #Laughs A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY.

: #Laughs Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ? A: None-just assume it's changed.

: #Laughs "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house.

: #Laughs Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek-----------------------------------------There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that it is easy to fool yourself into thinking that the Star Trek vision is an accurate vision of the future.

: #Laughs This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.

: #Laughs What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.

: #Laughs |Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word 'manyana'.

: #Laughs Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk.

: #Laughs Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !

: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

: #Laughs When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.
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