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: #Laughs A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad..."Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count to ten.

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: #Laughs Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one knows...when the light comes on they all scatter!

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: #Laughs 1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.3...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.4...To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.5...Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"

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: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None.

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: #Laughs How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! C's ! C's who ? C's the day !

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: #Laughs A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.

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: #Laughs Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O116.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O117.) 4.9 cm3 methyl et

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: #Laughs Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna

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: #Laughs "Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now.

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: #Laughs Joe was sitting at a bar.

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: #Laughs The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it."But you've got no arms...

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: #Laughs An old man was critically ill.

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: #Laughs President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !

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: #Laughs Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for.

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: #Laughs You know you've been married too long when a "Quickie" before dinner now means a drink.

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: #Laughs A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

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: #Laughs What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !

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: #Laughs A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad..."Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count to ten.

: #Laughs Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one knows...when the light comes on they all scatter!

: #Laughs 1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.3...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.4...To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.5...Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"

: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None.

: #Laughs How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! C's ! C's who ? C's the day !

: #Laughs A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.

: #Laughs Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O116.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O117.) 4.9 cm3 methyl et

: #Laughs Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna

: #Laughs "Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now.

: #Laughs Joe was sitting at a bar.

: #Laughs The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it."But you've got no arms...

: #Laughs An old man was critically ill.

: #Laughs President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !

: #Laughs Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for.

: #Laughs You know you've been married too long when a "Quickie" before dinner now means a drink.

: #Laughs A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

: #Laughs What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !

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