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: #Laughs Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?" "To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."

: #Laughs As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on280.

: #Laughs What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller

: #Laughs One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

: #Laughs Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really.

: #Laughs A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye doctor.

: #Laughs Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"

: #Laughs |Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A tiger on a pogo stick!Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show?A: The evening mews!Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?A: Smack a lion!Q

: #Laughs What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest.
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