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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, man

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor's experience in the Army.After turning in from a four to eight watch the seaman overslept and missed muster.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted arguing over what came first, the chicken or the egg.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time.I did not have sexual relations withthat chicken.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for women?It comes with a 16 inch applicator

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed.

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