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: #Laughs What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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: #Laughs There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date.

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: #Laughs What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

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: #Laughs Why can't a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?Sent by Chris

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: #Laughs |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!

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: #Laughs Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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: #Laughs Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy.

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: #Laughs WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots".

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: #Laughs A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades -- he had sucessfully cloned a human being.He kept meticulous records, raising the clone-child in his laboratory until it was an adult.

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: #Laughs What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !

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: #Laughs |A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

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: #Laughs What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !

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: #Laughs Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

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: #Laughs The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence.

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: #Laughs What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.

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: #Laughs How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain.

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: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

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: #Laughs What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!

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: #Laughs What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !

: #Laughs There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date.

: #Laughs What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !

: #Laughs Why can't a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?Sent by Chris

: #Laughs |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!

: #Laughs Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!

: #Laughs Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy.

: #Laughs WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots".

: #Laughs A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades -- he had sucessfully cloned a human being.He kept meticulous records, raising the clone-child in his laboratory until it was an adult.

: #Laughs What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !

: #Laughs |A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

: #Laughs What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !

: #Laughs Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence.

: #Laughs What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.

: #Laughs How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain.

: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

: #Laughs What do you get from a cowmedian? Cream of Wit!

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