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: #Laughs An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

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: #Laughs Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

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: #Laughs The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery.

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: #Laughs A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes whodied January 3, 1803.

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: #Laughs Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.First surgeon: "I once had an ambulance crew bring in a man's leg and my team and I built a new body around it and now that he's recovered fully he d

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: #Laughs INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"

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: #Laughs Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.

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: #Laughs Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!

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: #Laughs A man joins the crew of a ship.

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: #Laughs Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me.

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: #Laughs What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !

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: #Laughs Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !

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: #Laughs What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !

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: #Laughs A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.

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: #Laughs A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes andkegs of beer.

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: #Laughs Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

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: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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: #Laughs An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

: #Laughs Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

: #Laughs The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery.

: #Laughs A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes whodied January 3, 1803.

: #Laughs Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.First surgeon: "I once had an ambulance crew bring in a man's leg and my team and I built a new body around it and now that he's recovered fully he d

: #Laughs INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"

: #Laughs Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!

: #Laughs Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.

: #Laughs Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!

: #Laughs A man joins the crew of a ship.

: #Laughs Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me.

: #Laughs What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !

: #Laughs Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !

: #Laughs What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !

: #Laughs A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.

: #Laughs A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes andkegs of beer.

: #Laughs Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons.

: #Laughs Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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