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: #Laughs |Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

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: #Laughs Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic From the Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, March 1, 1994.

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: #Laughs Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting undressed, the first man says to his wife, "What huge buttocks!" Much offended, she threw him into the corridor.The second man, also undressing, says to his w

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: #Laughs |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.""And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"The businessman said, "Just put them

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: #Laughs Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for directions.

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: #Laughs What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !

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: #Laughs It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would

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: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

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: #Laughs A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her.

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: #Laughs Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.

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: #Laughs Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

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: #Laughs What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.

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: #Laughs I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program.

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: #Laughs A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich.

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: #Laughs The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum

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: #Laughs As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises.

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: #Laughs Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday.

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: #Laughs Insurance Form Statements...Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my h

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: #Laughs The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an expert navigator, told the others that if they couldrow the lifeboat for three more days they could make landfall.The Pole, the ship's doctor, said that they cou

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!

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: #Laughs |Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

: #Laughs Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic From the Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, March 1, 1994.

: #Laughs Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting undressed, the first man says to his wife, "What huge buttocks!" Much offended, she threw him into the corridor.The second man, also undressing, says to his w

: #Laughs |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.""And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"The businessman said, "Just put them

: #Laughs Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for directions.

: #Laughs What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !

: #Laughs It's not what you say, but the way you say it. On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes." The girl was very flattered. What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would

: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

: #Laughs A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her.

: #Laughs Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.

: #Laughs Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

: #Laughs What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.

: #Laughs I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program.

: #Laughs A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich.

: #Laughs The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum

: #Laughs As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises.

: #Laughs Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday.

: #Laughs Insurance Form Statements...Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my h

: #Laughs The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an expert navigator, told the others that if they couldrow the lifeboat for three more days they could make landfall.The Pole, the ship's doctor, said that they cou

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!

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