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: #Laughs Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly it.

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: #Laughs Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven.

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: #Laughs Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being.

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: #Laughs The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.I thought my window wa

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: #Laughs My wife thinks I'm too nosy.

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: #Laughs A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road.

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: #Laughs In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

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: #Laughs Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart.

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: #Laughs A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day.

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: #Laughs Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

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: #Laughs Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No, I'm sick now.

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: #Laughs Women One Liners1.

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: #Laughs Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

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: #Laughs Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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: #Laughs Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!

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: #Laughs A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out.

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: #Laughs Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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: #Laughs A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex.

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: #Laughs Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!

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: #Laughs Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?

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: #Laughs Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly it.

: #Laughs Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven.

: #Laughs Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being.

: #Laughs The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.I thought my window wa

: #Laughs My wife thinks I'm too nosy.

: #Laughs A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road.

: #Laughs In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

: #Laughs Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart.

: #Laughs A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day.

: #Laughs Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

: #Laughs Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No, I'm sick now.

: #Laughs Women One Liners1.

: #Laughs Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

: #Laughs Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

: #Laughs Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!

: #Laughs A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out.

: #Laughs Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

: #Laughs A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex.

: #Laughs Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!

: #Laughs Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?

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