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: #Laughs A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.

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: #Laughs A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain.

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: #Laughs What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors.

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: #Laughs What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.

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: #Laughs |What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!

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: #Laughs How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substanceAnd the darkness was upon the face of the WorkersAnd the Workers spoke amongst themselves,

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: #Laughs Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.

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: #Laughs An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other.

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: #Laughs Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.

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: #Laughs MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!

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: #Laughs On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift.

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: #Laughs Who's got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.

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: #Laughs According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!

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: #Laughs Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.

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: #Laughs A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'

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: #Laughs A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front.

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: #Laughs A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?

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: #Laughs A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.

: #Laughs A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain.

: #Laughs What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors.

: #Laughs What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd.

: #Laughs |What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!

: #Laughs How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substanceAnd the darkness was upon the face of the WorkersAnd the Workers spoke amongst themselves,

: #Laughs Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.

: #Laughs An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other.

: #Laughs Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.

: #Laughs MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!

: #Laughs On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift.

: #Laughs Who's got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.

: #Laughs According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem.

: #Laughs Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!

: #Laughs Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.

: #Laughs A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right,' said his mother, 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'

: #Laughs A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front.

: #Laughs A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?

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