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: #Laughs A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing.

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: #Laughs The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer's Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline No sir, the government does not want you to pay your taxes in pennies.

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: #Laughs Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer.

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: #Laughs Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).

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: #Laughs Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

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: #Laughs A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

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: #Laughs I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !

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: #Laughs The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback

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: #Laughs |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports).

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: #Laughs What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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: #Laughs The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language.

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: #Laughs It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

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: #Laughs What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.

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: #Laughs For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.

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: #Laughs How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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: #Laughs Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.

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: #Laughs |OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the typeOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte itOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompileOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with

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: #Laughs A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!"

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: #Laughs A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing.

: #Laughs The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer's Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline No sir, the government does not want you to pay your taxes in pennies.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer.

: #Laughs Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).

: #Laughs Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

: #Laughs A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'

: #Laughs I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !

: #Laughs The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback

: #Laughs |British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports).

: #Laughs What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

: #Laughs The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language.

: #Laughs It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

: #Laughs What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.

: #Laughs For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.

: #Laughs How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

: #Laughs Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.

: #Laughs |OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the typeOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte itOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompileOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with

: #Laughs A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!"

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