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: #Laughs Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.

: #Laughs GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to evacuate because the river was rising.

: #Laughs Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*...

: #Laughs Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.

: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

: #Laughs The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Discusses policy with GodPRESIDENT: Leaps short buildings

: #Laughs |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people

: #Laughs Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the

: #Laughs Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
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