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: #Laughs |On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the

: #Laughs |For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known foreign language expression, change a single letter, and provide a definition for the new expression.

: #Laughs Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but under the circumstances....President Bush has asked that we unite for a common cause.Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not

: #Laughs |Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote "Help" on the bottom of the groom's left shoe and "Me" on the bottom of the right shoe.

: #Laughs How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

: #Laughs |Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."The first said, "I wish I were smarter."So, she became a

: #Laughs Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.

: #Laughs How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb.

: #Laughs Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
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