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: #Laughs An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

: #Laughs Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.After a lengt

: #Laughs "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles.

: #Laughs What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times.

: #Laughs I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending hundreds of dollars?""Because I'm a prostitute."

: #Laughs "Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!""What's come over you?""2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pack of cards!""I'll deal with you later.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a needle!""I see your point.""Doctor Doctor - I f

: #Laughs Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.

: #Laughs Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: "They are both stuck-up cunts!"

: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

: #Laughs A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other...A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other on an airplane.

: #Laughs |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going by.

: #Laughs Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !

: #Laughs |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks.
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