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: #Laughs Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class.

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: #Laughs A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. 'Would you like a cherry on the top ?' asked the waitress. 'No, thanks,' sa

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: #Laughs Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!

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: #Laughs Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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: #Laughs An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

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: #Laughs Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.

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: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

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: #Laughs What did one bell say to the other? "Be my valenchime!"

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily, don't hit me !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!

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: #Laughs What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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: #Laughs If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

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: #Laughs Roy walks into the front door of a bar.

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: #Laughs What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !

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: #Laughs |Mrs.

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: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

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: #Laughs How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.

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: #Laughs A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88..."The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past."What are you doing?""I'm counting cars,"comes the rely.

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: #Laughs |How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's tennis players favourite city?Volley wood! How does a physicist exercise?By pumping ion! Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?B

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: #Laughs Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class.

: #Laughs A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts. 'Would you like a cherry on the top ?' asked the waitress. 'No, thanks,' sa

: #Laughs Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!

: #Laughs Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

: #Laughs An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.

: #Laughs Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.

: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

: #Laughs What did one bell say to the other? "Be my valenchime!"

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily, don't hit me !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!

: #Laughs What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

: #Laughs If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs Roy walks into the front door of a bar.

: #Laughs What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !

: #Laughs |Mrs.

: #Laughs Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

: #Laughs How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.

: #Laughs A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88..."The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past."What are you doing?""I'm counting cars,"comes the rely.

: #Laughs |How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's tennis players favourite city?Volley wood! How does a physicist exercise?By pumping ion! Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?B

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