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: #Laughs I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs My dad is stupid.

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: #Laughs Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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: #Laughs The five most constipated people in the Bible:1.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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: #Laughs 1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.

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: #Laughs Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now.

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: #Laughs How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.

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: #Laughs A few crumbs short of a crouton.

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: #Laughs TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

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: #Laughs Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

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: #Laughs Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.

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: #Laughs First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it.

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: #Laughs Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!

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: #Laughs "Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that i should own one." "And what is this 'one' you're referring to?" "Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?

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: #Laughs What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !

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: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away.

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs My dad is stupid.

: #Laughs Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

: #Laughs The five most constipated people in the Bible:1.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

: #Laughs 1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.

: #Laughs Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.

: #Laughs A few crumbs short of a crouton.

: #Laughs TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.

: #Laughs Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

: #Laughs Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.

: #Laughs First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it.

: #Laughs Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!

: #Laughs "Dad, can i ask you something?" "Sure! What about?" "You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that i should own one." "And what is this 'one' you're referring to?" "Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?

: #Laughs What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !

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