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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Christmas sale was beginning two days later.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don't wax

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florida but they said they'd rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Let's face it - English is a crazy language.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.They have concluded that a 7% unemployment level is acceptable to 93% of the working population.Now let's just hope

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. "An old flame? I asked. He winked and said, "More like an unlit match."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock Knock Who's there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture! Knock Knock Who's there? Andy! Andy who? Andy mosquito bit me again! Knock Knock Who's there? Astor! Astor who?

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Ad seen in the New York Times...

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook ElephantThe English book - Elephants I have shot on SafariThe Welsh book - The Elephant and its influ

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Knock Knock.Who's there?StanStan who?Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A group of Americans was touring Ireland.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane.

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