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: #Laughs How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants.

: #Laughs Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

: #Laughs If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.

: #Laughs All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple.

: #Laughs A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

: #Laughs A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn't afford any more children.

: #Laughs Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her.

: #Laughs A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"The wife sighs and gets him a beer.Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it
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