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: #Laughs |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde.

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: #Laughs A self-centered, unbelieving man...

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: #Laughs Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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: #Laughs A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.

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: #Laughs |THE WOMAN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye

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: #Laughs Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner.

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: #Laughs Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants? A: They've had little use.

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: #Laughs A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife.

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: #Laughs A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

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: #Laughs Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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: #Laughs Sorry Texans....A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.

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: #Laughs |Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful.

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: #Laughs A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.

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: #Laughs |Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick-layer!How do you fit more pigs on yo

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: #Laughs Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband?A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish."Q: What does NASA stand for?A1: Need Another Seven AstronautsA2: Need Another Shuttle AlsoQ: Did you know why there was only one black crew memb

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: #Laughs Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.

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: #Laughs Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.

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: #Laughs |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde.

: #Laughs A self-centered, unbelieving man...

: #Laughs Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

: #Laughs A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.

: #Laughs |THE WOMAN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework.

: #Laughs Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiters eye

: #Laughs Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner.

: #Laughs Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants? A: They've had little use.

: #Laughs A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his wife.

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: #Laughs A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

: #Laughs Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.

: #Laughs Sorry Texans....A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap.

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.

: #Laughs |Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful.

: #Laughs A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone.

: #Laughs |Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick-layer!How do you fit more pigs on yo

: #Laughs Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband?A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish."Q: What does NASA stand for?A1: Need Another Seven AstronautsA2: Need Another Shuttle AlsoQ: Did you know why there was only one black crew memb

: #Laughs Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.

: #Laughs Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.

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