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: #Laughs A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem."My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me.""Is that a problem?" asked the therapist."Well," she said, "the problem is he walks in his sleep!"

: #Laughs Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell HoneychildPolygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: new company will be called Poly Warner Cracke

: #Laughs A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lying onthe bed.

: #Laughs Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

: #Laughs You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!

: #Laughs If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.

: #Laughs A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; "Get gas and free sex here".

: #Laughs Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know

: #Laughs |Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?A: Pick on someone your own size!Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.Q: What do you call two guitar

: #Laughs Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

: #Laughs Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.
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