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: #Laughs Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"The nympho says, "Are you done already?"The blonde says, "Beige.

: #Laughs A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly.

: #Laughs Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman? A woman walks by and listens in for awhile and then interrupts: "Listen you guys.

: #Laughs On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place"(why...a duh!)On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.(ah-ha! So that's what happened to my little sister!)On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised fo

: #Laughs What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !

: #Laughs Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me... My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head, My dog mated with the neighbors cat, My neighbor sold her hous

: #Laughs To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat.

: #Laughs Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!

: #Laughs Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exactly, but I saw a lawyerwith his hands in his own pockets."

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.

: #Laughs Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

: #Laughs |In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one of the witnesses, asked him what they had the first place they stopped at.
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