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: #Laughs A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer...

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: #Laughs Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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: #Laughs A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feeling fine," says the old man."What's the food like?""Terrific, wonderful menus.""And the nursing?""Just couldn't be better.

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: #Laughs What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

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: #Laughs What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !

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: #Laughs A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

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: #Laughs If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !

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: #Laughs Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time.

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: #Laughs Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate.

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: #Laughs 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint peter and says "I have put criminals away and stopped many crimes like murder, can I getinto heaven?"Saint Peter: "um sorry we're sorta having a part

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: #Laughs A man calls his mother in Florida.

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: #Laughs What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!

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: #Laughs What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A comb

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: #Laughs Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little -- !

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: #Laughs Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !

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: #Laughs Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not.

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: #Laughs Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork.

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: #Laughs A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.

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: #Laughs A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer...

: #Laughs Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

: #Laughs A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feeling fine," says the old man."What's the food like?""Terrific, wonderful menus.""And the nursing?""Just couldn't be better.

: #Laughs What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

: #Laughs What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !

: #Laughs A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

: #Laughs If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !

: #Laughs Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time.

: #Laughs Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate.

: #Laughs 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint peter and says "I have put criminals away and stopped many crimes like murder, can I getinto heaven?"Saint Peter: "um sorry we're sorta having a part

: #Laughs A man calls his mother in Florida.

: #Laughs What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!

: #Laughs What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A comb

: #Laughs Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little -- !

: #Laughs Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !

: #Laughs Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not.

: #Laughs Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork.

: #Laughs A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.

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