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: #Laughs What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !

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: #Laughs The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful.

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: #Laughs What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic!

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!

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: #Laughs This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it's a restaurant.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.

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: #Laughs Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible.

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: #Laughs A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beacause I'm worth it !

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

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: #Laughs A wife was berating her husband.

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: #Laughs Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present.

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: #Laughs |"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley.

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: #Laughs Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.

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: #Laughs Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein.

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: #Laughs |We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" and then a smileTo us who have been here for awhile.With by-pass pain and mended hipAnd plumbing fixtures prone to drip;We all may seem a sorry lot,B

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: #Laughs What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !

: #Laughs The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful.

: #Laughs What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin' Catholic!

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!

: #Laughs This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it's a restaurant.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.

: #Laughs Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible.

: #Laughs A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beacause I'm worth it !

: #Laughs What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

: #Laughs A wife was berating her husband.

: #Laughs Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present.

: #Laughs |"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley.

: #Laughs Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.

: #Laughs Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein.

: #Laughs |We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" and then a smileTo us who have been here for awhile.With by-pass pain and mended hipAnd plumbing fixtures prone to drip;We all may seem a sorry lot,B

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