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: #Laughs |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde t

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: #Laughs A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.

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: #Laughs THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED.

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: #Laughs The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.

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: #Laughs |A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you.

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: #Laughs |SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status.

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: #Laughs For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: there are three stages of sex with your mate during pregnancy.During the first trimester, you do it regular style.

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: #Laughs What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!

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: #Laughs What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

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: #Laughs A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission.

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: #Laughs |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be.The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your famil

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: #Laughs A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs.

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: #Laughs |Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.Burglarize

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: #Laughs What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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: #Laughs Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles.

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: #Laughs A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman.

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: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is definitely blue." "Thats not bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or r

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: #Laughs A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR.

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: #Laughs |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde t

: #Laughs A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.

: #Laughs THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED.

: #Laughs The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.

: #Laughs |A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you.

: #Laughs |SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status.

: #Laughs For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that us old pros do: there are three stages of sex with your mate during pregnancy.During the first trimester, you do it regular style.

: #Laughs What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!

: #Laughs What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

: #Laughs A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission.

: #Laughs |A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be.The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your famil

: #Laughs A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs.

: #Laughs |Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.Burglarize

: #Laughs What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

: #Laughs Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles.

: #Laughs A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman.

: #Laughs A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is definitely blue." "Thats not bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or r

: #Laughs A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR.

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