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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette

: #Laughs Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a vacation.

: #Laughs What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!

: #Laughs Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar.

: #Laughs What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

: #Laughs 'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day.

: #Laughs If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.

: #Laughs Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

: #Laughs What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.

: #Laughs Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question? Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"

: #Laughs While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while working his cattle)a doctor and the old man were discussing Bush's health care reform ideas.

: #Laughs A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork
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