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: #Laughs |How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!

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: #Laughs Signs Your Partner is - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was atelevision.

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: #Laughs So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"...

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: #Laughs What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

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: #Laughs Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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: #Laughs Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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: #Laughs Come here, you greedy wretch.

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: #Laughs by Every guy in America:1.

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: #Laughs When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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: #Laughs One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last.

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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: #Laughs Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane.

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: #Laughs The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexPowdered waterPedal powered wheel chairsWater proof tea bagsWatermelon seed sorterZero proo

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: #Laughs Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates over tea."I call my man 'Eight,' " said the first woman, "Because he's got eight inches, and we do it eight times a day

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: #Laughs Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!

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: #Laughs What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!

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: #Laughs Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health.

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: #Laughs Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !

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: #Laughs |How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!

: #Laughs Signs Your Partner is - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was atelevision.

: #Laughs So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman "have you seen my brother?"...

: #Laughs What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!'

: #Laughs Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

: #Laughs Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

: #Laughs Come here, you greedy wretch.

: #Laughs by Every guy in America:1.

: #Laughs When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last.

: #Laughs QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

: #Laughs Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane.

: #Laughs The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexPowdered waterPedal powered wheel chairsWater proof tea bagsWatermelon seed sorterZero proo

: #Laughs Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates over tea."I call my man 'Eight,' " said the first woman, "Because he's got eight inches, and we do it eight times a day

: #Laughs Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!

: #Laughs What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!

: #Laughs Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health.

: #Laughs Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !

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