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: #Laughs One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

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: #Laughs A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink.

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: #Laughs What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times.

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: #Laughs Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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: #Laughs There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you for reading this letter.

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: #Laughs One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

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: #Laughs Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to dateher mother....You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play littleleague with her....She has a thicker moustache than you....When you go to pick her up, her lawyer m

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: #Laughs |How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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: #Laughs ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.

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: #Laughs Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

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: #Laughs What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking,and then next thing you know your house is gone!

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: #Laughs How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!

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: #Laughs I can't help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to in theatrical terms.

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: #Laughs Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement

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: #Laughs Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.

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: #Laughs A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.

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: #Laughs How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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: #Laughs Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.

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: #Laughs One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

: #Laughs A worried patient went to his psychiatrist."I'm in love with my horse," he said."But that's nothing," replied the shrink.

: #Laughs What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times.

: #Laughs Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

: #Laughs There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you for reading this letter.

: #Laughs One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

: #Laughs Not only is she a little young, but you're sure that you used to dateher mother....You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play littleleague with her....She has a thicker moustache than you....When you go to pick her up, her lawyer m

: #Laughs |How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

: #Laughs ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.

: #Laughs Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

: #Laughs What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking,and then next thing you know your house is gone!

: #Laughs How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!

: #Laughs I can't help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to in theatrical terms.

: #Laughs Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement

: #Laughs Mrs.

: #Laughs Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.

: #Laughs A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups.

: #Laughs How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

: #Laughs Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.

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