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: #Laughs Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.

: #Laughs A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back.

: #Laughs A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

: #Laughs A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

: #Laughs Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.

: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine, will never be able to support you.

: #Laughs If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

: #Laughs Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last weeek! mommy,mommy:I hate daddyis guts.

: #Laughs A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem."My husband," she said, "always falls asleep with his erect penis inside of me.""Is that a problem?" asked the therapist."Well," she said, "the problem is he walks in his sleep!"
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