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: #Laughs Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers.

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: #Laughs What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? 'Claws.'

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: #Laughs "I have a great diet.

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: #Laughs How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.

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: #Laughs The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered.

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: #Laughs A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some strange results.Mickey Mouse like Coca-Cola, while Minnie prefers Pepsi.Donald Duck likes Dr.Pepper, while Daisy prefers RootBeer.Pluto likes plain old lem

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.

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: #Laughs Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured.

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: #Laughs What does the M.D.

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: #Laughs Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy on your organ.

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: #Laughs Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND LAB (MW 10:00-10:50)HIS024 U.S.

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: #Laughs At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know," said the woman.

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: #Laughs Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

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: #Laughs A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enormous erection."Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted."Give this man 30 dayscompassionate home leave.""Yessir," the Sgt.

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: #Laughs Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot.

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: #Laughs Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's .00.

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: #Laughs A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life.

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: #Laughs How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!

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: #Laughs Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.

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: #Laughs What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"

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: #Laughs Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers.

: #Laughs What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? 'Claws.'

: #Laughs "I have a great diet.

: #Laughs How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.

: #Laughs The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered.

: #Laughs A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some strange results.Mickey Mouse like Coca-Cola, while Minnie prefers Pepsi.Donald Duck likes Dr.Pepper, while Daisy prefers RootBeer.Pluto likes plain old lem

: #Laughs What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.

: #Laughs Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured.

: #Laughs What does the M.D.

: #Laughs Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy on your organ.

: #Laughs Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND LAB (MW 10:00-10:50)HIS024 U.S.

: #Laughs At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know," said the woman.

: #Laughs Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

: #Laughs A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enormous erection."Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted."Give this man 30 dayscompassionate home leave.""Yessir," the Sgt.

: #Laughs Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot.

: #Laughs Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's .00.

: #Laughs A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life.

: #Laughs How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!

: #Laughs Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.

: #Laughs What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? "Am I exhausted!"

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